i-wanted-to-be-a-pirate:

when you see a cow- its gene.

australians are just perfection.

you only eat toast and bacon.

Fireflies- are peters bugs.

LSD is cool. you go into peoples minds.

you call your child, Nugget.

if you drink tea, your william bell.

RedVines are your candy source.

Coffee is rare in certain places, so enjoy it.

After you kiss people- pee.

and after you pee- get taken, and look as if your on the verge of death.